East Carbon Utah Hit With Outbreak of Diarrhea of the Mouth

 
 
A serious outbreak has occurred in the small town of East Carbon, located in southeastern, Utah, of diarrhea of the mouth. Officials have located the source affected to the local city governments cult following group, of witches, gossips, backstabbers, liars, hypocrites, city councilmen, and employee's. Doctors have stated that one possible cause of this terrible outbreak of diarrhea of the mouth, was that these people had a serious case of shit-for-brains, while some was completely missing the organ. We contacted the local East Carbon cult leader, Bronco Bill of the cults witches division for comment, but refused comment before flying off.    

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